Friday, June 12, 2009
Just Dessert
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
The Best Bread Ever (according to my children)
- Put the 1/2 cup of warm water in a mixing bowl (by warm I mean not so hot you can't touch it.)
- Add the yeast and brown sugar. The sugar helps the yeast go nuts. You know your yeast is bad, or the water was too hot if it doesn't start bubbling after a minute or so.
- In another bowl, mix the Rye (or oatmeal) with the boiling water and add the butter so it will have a chance to melt. Stir it all together and let is sit so the Rye will have a chance to absorb some of the water.
- Add the 1 cup of warm water, the dry milk, salt and 2 cups of flour to the yeast mixture. Stir it all up with a rubber spatula
- add the Rye (oatmeal) mixture. Stir this up too.
- Add more flour until you have a manageable dough -- something that holds together, but which is still somewhat sticky. I usually end up adding at least one more cup of flour, but it really depends on the brand of flour you are using.(** see other note below)
- Now you can do one of two things: if you have a large stand mixer with a dough hook you don't have to do any hand kneading. Hopefully you've mixed all this up in your mixer's bowl, so now all you have to do is attach the dough hook, turn it on and let'er rip. Let the mixer have it's way with your dough for about 5 minutes. Turn it off, let it rest for 10, turn it back on for another minute or so. If you don't have a stand mixer, turn your dough out onto a lightly floured counter and start kneading. (Pull the dough toward you and fold, push it away and then pull it toward you and fold again) Knead for about 2 minutes, let the dough rest for 10 minutes or so, then knead until it feels more elastic -- about 2 more minutes. Now, was that so hard?
- Use cooking spray to lightly oil a large bowl and put the dough in this. Spray the top of the dough lightly, then cover the bowl with plastic wrap. If it's winter and your 50 year old house is as drafty as mine, preheat your oven to 200 for 10 minutes, turn it off, and stick the bowl in the oven. Otherwise it can sit out on your counter if you're sure the cat won't get into it.
- Let your dough sit for an hour -- it will double in size. I promise.
- After an hour, turn the dough out of the bowl, spray 2 loaf pans with oil (I use glass pyrex loaf pans, but you can use whatever you have). Cut your dough in half and roll the halves up into logs. Put each log into a loaf pan. Spray the tops with oil again, stretch a bit of plastic wrap over the top and let the loaves sit for 30 minutes. OR -- do as I do -- stick them in the fridge overnight and get up early in the morning to bake them so your children will have hot fresh bread the moment they wake up thereby assuring a gratitude and a decent mood from them for at least 20 minutes.
- Preheat your oven to 350. Remove the plastic wrap. Bake you loaves for about 30 min (35 - 40 if they are cold from the fridge). After 30 or so minutes, take your loaves out of the oven, slip them from the loaf pans and stick a thermometor in its butt. (The bottom of the loaf) You want the bread to register 195 - 200 degrees. Usually it will read about 180 or so which is good, because now you can stick the loaf back in the oven without the loaf pan. Yep, that's right, just stick your loaf right on the rack. What's good about this is that it gets all four sides of your loaf nice and brown and crunchy. This little thing is what makes it the best. Give your bread another 7 minutes in the oven. Take it out, test it again, if it's close to 195, it's done.
- Let your loaf rest a bit before cutting into it. I know this is difficult, but it is important because it has to finish baking a bit (like meat needs to rest) and also because the whole thing will just collapse if you try to cut it too soon.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Best Laid Plans
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Sometimes You Just Order Pizza
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
2 Packs of Chicken Parts = 3 Dinners + 2 Lunches
I needed a new cell phone because the old low-tech one was dying. Plus, I needed internet access for a variety of business related reason, and I needed to be able to text the Em because she only responds to texts. Of course, I really really (really, really, really...infinity) wanted an iPhone. I wanted to be able to check my icalendar from the phone. I wanted to be able to take groovy pictures with it of my food for this blog. Plus the apps! Who wouldn’t want to immediately download whatever is playing at Starbucks? But the stupid iPhone was too expensive and AT&T’s service around here is spotty. I also had to get Mads a phone because she’s been walking home from school with friends and it made me nervous that she couldn’t get in touch with me if she needed to. Verizon was hosting a “buy a Blackberry, get a second phone for free” sale. Blackberry vs. iPhone. I called the AT&T store, but they wouldn’t deal. Verizon said they could give me an even better deal than the one advertised because I've been a customer for eons. Sigh. The Blackberry then. Bought it. Brought it home. My first thought: it's kind of small.
Then I found Brick Breaker.
This stupid game is so addictive that I just now had to take a break from writing to play a few times. God. Help. Me. What made it all worse was that Em played the game on my phone and immediately got to level 11. (Not a Spinal Tap 11 either, -- there are 34 levels to Brick Breaker) The ugly competitive side of me kicked in and I’ve been playing obsessively ever since. (I can now get to level 9). Three nights ago, as I was cooking dinner, Smith called out from the playroom, “Kath, come see this.”
“Can’t”, I replied, “ I’m at a crucial moment sauteing mushrooms.”
Truth was, I was at a crucial moment with Brick Breaker.
Despite the “discount” on the new phones, it was still insanely expensive, and I’ve been feeling the pinch. Plus all these annoying bills keep showing up demanding to be paid. So I am having to keep the food bill down more than usual this month. Yesterday I went to the store and found "family packs" of chicken wings and drumsticks were on sale. That got my tiny brain ticking. I can make a lot of things from 2 large packs of chicken parts. Even better: it takes no hands to roast chicken. All the better to play Brick Breaker, my dear...
Dinner number 1:
Roasted Chicken Wings and Drumsticks
1 pack chicken wings
1 pack of drumsticks
kosher salt
olive oil
frozen green beans (as much as your family will eat)
couscous
chicken broth or water
parsley or cilantro or thyme to taste
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees
- Haul the chicken out of the packs and rinse and pat it all dry.
- Throw it in a bowl and pour about 1/4c of olive oil over them all, then sprinkle with about 1tblsp of kosher salt. (The amount of the salt and olive oil varies with how much chicken you have. Just make sure everything is coated with oil and nicely sprinkled with salt.) Toss all of this around with your hands.
- Spread the chicken out on one or two large baking sheets covered with parchment. (Parchment is key - you'll thank me later when cleaning up.)
- roast for about 20 min, or until chicken looks and smells done. It should be fairly crispy on the outside, but you don't want it pulling away from the bone which means it's over done.
- Meanwhile, dump your frozen greenbeans into a skillet, add a little water and a bit of olive oil, or grapeseed oil or butter. Put a lid on the beans and cook for a bit, then take the lid off and saute until they are just the other side of crunchy.
- Now make your couscous -- follow the directions on the box, but at the end, when you are fluffing, add some chopped parsley, cilantro or thyme.
- plonk it all on a plate and let people eat the chicken with their fingers. Some warmed up pita is good here too -- then you don't even need a fork or spoon for the beans or couscous.
- SAVE ALL BONES --
- Preheat the oven to 350 if you are using biscuits and lightly oil a lasagna pan or casserole dish, or use a skillet that can go in the oven.
- heat the olive oil in a large deep skillet or a dutch oven. Toss in the onions carrots and celery and cook until the onions soften.
- Add the butter
- Add the flour and cook it for a bit
- Add any other fresh vegetables you have now
- Add the Stock and let simmer until the carrots get a bit tender and the broth is thickened
- Add frozen vegetables and the chicken. Taste the sauce and add salt and pepper if needed. Let it cook down another minute or so.
- pour into lasagna pan.
- In a stand mixer, stir the flour the baking powder, salt and sugar together. (You can also use a food processor, or just even your hands -- just keep mashing butter and flour together until it's all incorporated. Don't over think it, it will be fine.)
- on a low speed stir the cold butter in and let it go until the butter and flour come together and look like small peas. (See by hand method, above)
- while the mixer is running on low, slowly add the milk. (or mix it in with a wooden spoon, then mush around with your hands again)
- Once the milk and flour mixture is all together turn the dough out onto a floured counter and roll out until they are about 1/4 inch thick.
- Use a cookie cutter or a round juice glass to cut out biscuits.
- Place the biscuits on top of the chicken and vegetables and put into the oven.
- bake for 20-30 minutes or until the biscuits are brown and everything else is bubbly and hot.
- take it out of the oven and let it sit for 5 to 10 minutes before dishing it out to the ravenous mongrels your family will have become.